Oh, Ali Landry. Remember when you were the Doritos girl? I'm sure you do. And then when you got married to Mario Lopez and divorced like two weeks later? I imagine you recall that. And then you sort of disappeared. And then you showed up wearing this:
I GET it. Theoretically. But in practice, you look like you've gotten a role on a day time soap and are currently in the midst of filming a cliffhanger in which there is a giant sewage line explosion at a charity ball, and you're wading through the muck to safety, not knowing that -- at any moment -- an evil mastermind is about to kidnap you and lock you in his harem, which is located in a mineshaft. Not to get too graphic about it.
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